Funny Electrician Gifts: Shirts for the Dad Who's Seen Some Sparks

Shopping for an electrician is harder than it should be. They already own every tool you can pronounce, they will absolutely judge a multimeter bought on sale, and the last thing they want is another novelty mug. What actually lands: a shirt that says the quiet part of the trade out loud — the hourly-rate math, the 'watched a YouTube video' customers, the calls that start with “so I tried fixing it myself first.”

Every design below is designed in-house at Kindling & Hammer and printed to order on a premium Bella+Canvas tee, so it ships new — never warehouse-stale — with tracking. Here are our favourites, chosen by how hard actual electricians laughed.

1. Electrician Hourly Rate

Electrician Hourly Rate - Kindling & Hammer
For the guy whose 'quick question at the BBQ' has always had a meter running.

2. Journeyman Electrician Est 2024

Journeyman Electrician Est 2024 - Kindling & Hammer
For the one who just earned the journeyman card and wants the whole family to know it counts.

3. Raised By An Electrician T-Shirt - Electrician Gift, Funny Trade

Raised By An Electrician T-Shirt - Electrician Gift, Funny Trade - Kindling & Hammer
For the kid who grew up holding the flashlight at the wrong angle.

4. Apprentice Journeyman Master Electrician

Apprentice Journeyman Master Electrician - Kindling & Hammer
For the master who survived the apprentice years so nobody else has to hear about them — he will mention them.

5. Watts Up Bro Funny Electrician

Watts Up Bro Funny Electrician - Kindling & Hammer
For the sparky whose entire personality is one outlet-based pun.

6. Retired Electrician

Retired Electrician - Kindling & Hammer
For the retiree who is, officially and happily, all out of sparks.

7. Electrician Hourly Rate Mug - Electrician, Electrician Gift, Funny Electrician, Electrician Gifts, Coffee Mug, Ceramic Mug

Electrician Hourly Rate Mug - Electrician, Electrician Gift, Funny Electrician, Electrician Gifts, Coffee Mug, Ceramic Mug - Kindling & Hammer
The hourly-rate bit, now billing him before the coffee even cools.

8. Electrician Hourly Rate

Electrician Hourly Rate - Kindling & Hammer
The same rate math, now warm enough for the unheated job site in February.

9. Electrician Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker - Electrician, Electrician Gift, Funny Electrician, Electrician Gifts, Vinyl Sticker, Decal

Electrician Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker - Electrician, Electrician Gift, Funny Electrician, Electrician Gifts, Vinyl Sticker, Decal - Kindling & Hammer
For the toolbox lid or truck window that's still missing exactly one badge.

10. Retired Electrician

Retired Electrician - Kindling & Hammer
For the one who earned every amp and is finally done counting them.

11. Electrician's Wife

Electrician's Wife - Kindling & Hammer
For the wife who fields 'can he just look at my panel?' so he doesn't have to.

12. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer You Have An Electrical Problem

If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer You Have An Electrical Problem - Kindling & Hammer
For the dad whose entire diagnostic tree ends at the hammer.

Common questions

What size should I buy for an electrician who won't tell me?

Our tees are unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 and run true to size. If he wears a large in anything, buy a large. Between sizes, go up one — nobody has ever complained a work-adjacent tee was too comfortable.

Are these shirts okay for actual job sites?

They're everyday-weight cotton tees, great under a work shirt or for the days off. For the shop, many people size up and let them fade into the rotation — the print is direct-to-garment and holds up to real laundry.

How long does shipping take? I need this for a birthday.

Each shirt is printed to order in 2-5 business days, then ships tracked. Most North American orders arrive within 5-10 business days, so order a couple of weeks ahead for a specific date.

Kindling & Hammer designs are designed in-house and printed to order in the United States on premium Bella+Canvas tees. See the full range at the store.